Virginity is like a balloon.
One bang and it is gone forever.
Farangs are not handsome, but they have the money.
Some farangs were human - like Thais.
Heaven on Earth is possible - in Pattaya.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
I believe sex is one of the most beautiful, natural and wholesome things money can buy.
The more I drink - the better you look.
No Soda Water today. The military junta banned all kinds of alcohol.
Generals don't think - they decide.
Sweethearts eat Popcorn in the dark.
Popular in Thailand: 3 in 1
Laughing is increasing the brain.
Walking Street is a walking Street.
Thailand's most beautiful women are male.
God created Adam & Eve and not Adam & Steve.
Running Bangkok and running a massage parlour isn't all that different.
Politicians and diapers should be changed often and for the same reason.
Thai politics is far more entertaining than cable TV.
Creating something simple is out of reach for many geniuses.
The more we believe in experts - the more we run into problems.
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