Virginity is like a balloon.
One bang and it is gone forever.
Farangs are not handsome, but they have the money.
Some farangs were human - like Thais.
Heaven on Earth is possible - in Pattaya.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
I believe sex is one of the most beautiful, natural and wholesome things money can buy.
The more I drink - the better you look.
No Soda Water today. The military junta banned all kinds of alcohol.
Generals don't think - they decide.
Pattaya City Hall speaks before it switchs on its brain.
Want someone to give me a movie ticket and popcorn.
Sweethearts eat Popcorn in the dark.
Popular in Thailand: 3 in 1
Laughing is increasing the brain.
Walking Street is a walking Street.
Red traffic lights in Pattaya are decorative street art.
Money in the hands of a Thai Sweetheart is as secure as in any bank account around the world.
Thailand's most beautiful women are male.
God created Adam & Eve but not Adam & Steve.
Running Bangkok and running a massage parlour isn't all that different.
Politicians and diapers should be changed often and for the same reason.
Thai politics is far more entertaining than cable TV.
Creating something simple is out of reach for many geniuses.
The more we believe in experts - the more we run into problems.
Experts speak faster than they think.
Learning less is more.
A double-click brings you back to the top.
Global warming isn't cool - it's big business.
What goes around comes around.
Good Guys go to Heaven - bad Guys go to Pattaya. But where is Heaven?
Three things cannot be long hidden: The sun, the moon, and the truth.
Broken lights extend the life cycle of a battery.
Ping-Pong is Ding-Dong!
What goes up will come down!
It's better to like young and beautiful women than being gay.
Thank you for having me...